Excuse me, what?
I was shopping at Trader Joe’s a few nights ago, when my phone rang and it was Sophie. I picked up and started talking to her. Meanwhile, I was browsing the frozen food section when I saw “langostino tails.” I have no idea what langostino are, let alone langostino tails. I looked at them, they kind of looked like cockroaches, so I put them back down and moved on. Soon after that I ended the call, paid up, and left.
On my walk home I remembered about the langistino and decided to call Sophia back and ask if she knew. The following dialogue followed:
me: Sophie, do you know what hasienda tails are?
Sophie: Excuse me?
me: Hasienda tails. What the hell are hasienda tails?
Sophie: What?
me: Hasienda tails.
Sophie: There is no such thing.
me: They are small, kind of red, look like shrimp, but they are tails.
Sophie: Do you mean langostino tails?
me: (silence)
Sophie: Do you mean langostino tails?
me: Maybe
Sophie: Yeah


